Sometimes I wish my friends knew about my problems„ but I can’t talk about them, because If I do tell them, it will show that I am weak. I cannot even admit to myself the problems I had (sometimes still have), let alone telling my friends about it.
I am a perfectionist. They cannot see my…
We love you ;) you can always talk to maddi (im sure you dont wanna talk to me :p)
Never in my life have I been: anywhere near normal. - But its the absolutely bonkers kids that are the best ones…or something ;)
The one person who can drive me nuts is: my sister. - and me…sorry :s
High school: St Francis De Sales. - College.
When I’m nervous: chew my nails. Fuck! - me too :p yay nail chewing buddies!
The last song I listened to was: I Don’t Like You Anyway - The Donna’s - The Girl From Ipanema
If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor would be: my dog. - Probably Greg or Jesse
My hair is: fading from red to its original chocolate brown. - and stilll way sexy
When I was 5: all the girls in my year level ran away from me. - i had to wear roman sandals and socks as part of my school uniform! :(
Last Christmas I: was happy. - good. ditto.
I should be..: doing uni assignments. - talking to you on msn right now lol
When I look down I see: fat. - my nose
The happiest recent event was: Friday. - really!? multiple happy events? ;) i love you
If I were a character on ‘Friends’ I’d be: Chandler. Bing. Bitch. - Joey! Bitch!
By this time next year: I will be contemplating suicide. - Saving your arse ;)
I have a hard time understanding: the world. - Girls
There’s this girl I know that: I’m too scared to tell how much I need her friendship :s - that is my best friend forever <3
I like you when: you give me a chance. - you are you and not someone else
Take my advice: and love your inner freak. - Music (or your choice of art) is your freedom of expression, dont waste it
The thing I want to buy: will have to wait. - Is too expensive to afford by when i need the thing i want to buy by :(
If you visited the place I was born: you’d have my permission to slap the nurse who called me the devil baby. - You would find a hospital ;)
I plan to visit: the world. - i plan to follow
If you spent the night at my house: I would advise you sleep in a bed other than mine. I’m very fidgety. - i would ignore your advice <3
I’d stop my wedding if: Johnny Depp came to steal me away… - unnless i revealed his secret to the world that he is actually The Stig. Then he would get killed off just like the old Black Stig. Wedding saved :D
The world could do without: mankind. - and money.
I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: be a sellout. - perform multiple sexual favours for said cockroach
Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: the bus fare… - My whole university course payment!
Most recent thing someone else bought me: M&M’s - i dont know, people dont buy me stuff ?
My middle name is: Louise - Leslie
In the morning I: want to go back to sleep. - want to wake you up :p then we can have an awesome day together
The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: lions. - Emus. They seem so left out.
Once, at a bar: I realised I’d never been in a bar… - I struck up a (drunken, on both parts) 1.5hr conversation with Mark Goldsworth, SA MP for Kavel. He has my vote :p
Last night I was: making a memory. - At my cousins’ 8th and 11th joint birthday
There’s this guy I know who: is my world <3 - pretty much not my world, coz i have no homosexual tendancies :p
1. Had a threesome. 2. Been drunk. 3. Touched a real gun. 4. Done drugs. 5. Wrote on a bathroom stall. 6. Took “naughty” pictures of myself. 7. Had sex. 8. Got into a fist fight. 9. Used Twitter. 10. Listened to Lady Gaga. 11. Been in a car accident. I got out of it. 12. Gotten suspended. 13. Gotten expelled. 14. Got a computer virus. 15. Had a hand-written diary. 16. Been allergic to something. 17. Had a dog. 18. Had a cat. 19. Been pregnant. 20. Had a pregnancy scare. 21. Had unprotected sex. (Only a little bit :p) 22. Camped out. 23. Swam in the ocean. 24. Wore a bikini. 25. Met someone online in person. 26. Made a survey. 27. Used ICQ. 28. Failed a class for the year. 29. Repeated a grade. 30. Went to summer school. 31. Got straight As 32. Got As and Bs 33. Learned to speak another language fluently. 34. Read an entire book. 35. Recorded my own music. 36. Had an Xbox. 37. Listened to Rammstein. 38. Wore fishnets. 39. Bought skinny jeans. 40. Been in love. 41. Hated someone. 42. Been cheated on. 43. Cheated on someone. 44. Had a significant other. 45. Did something sexual with someone of the same sex. 46. Practiced Christianity. 47. Worn makeup. 48. Had a cavity. 49. Had surgery. 50. Had my license. 51. Been to college. 52. Graduated high school. 53. Attempted suicide. 54. Worn colored contacts. 55. Painted my nails black. 56. Broken someone’s heart. 57. Had my heart broken. 58. Cried for an hour straight. 59. Lost something very valuable. 60. Had sex in a car. 61. Got separated from my parents as a kid. 62. Broken a bone. 63. Gotten stung by a bee. 64. Eaten something bad/expired. 65. Threw up from being so drunk. 66. Had to put a pet to sleep. 67. Participated in a swinger’s party. 68. Owned an iPod. 69. Owned an iPhone. 70. Fell for a best friend. 71. Stole a friend’s significant other. 72. Had a serious disease. 73. Gone away from home for more than a week. 74. Moved out. 75. Ran away. 76. Teased my brother/sister. 77. Gotten into a verbal fight. 78. Been to the hospital. 79. Had food poisoning. 80. Had a job. 81. Been fired. 82. Lied to a friend. 83. Lied to a family member. 84. Lied to a significant other. 85. Posted a video on YouTube. 86. Started a rumor about someone. 87. Deliberately failed a test. 88. Dropped out of school. 89. Gotten my “private parts” pierced. 90. Been skinny dipping. 91. Counted to a million. 92. Counted to a thousand. 93. Ate deer meat. 94. Ate duck meat. 95. Had fast food. 96. Been to church. 97. Been to a synagogue. 98. Been married. 99. Had a divorce.
My band was was driving home last night VIA gregs Astra, up the freeway. We had been pretty rowdy, pumping some classic rock and driving past the northern lights at midnight! (okay, not really, but it was pretty late) Over the course of the day, we’d driven about 70km. Anyway, Greg was in the far right lane, and there was just some light radio (11pm ABC news to be exact) in the background. All of a sudden we hear greg:
"You Fuck! Stupid Fuck!" <Changes gears> "Fuck you Astra!" <Changes more gears, stalls, rolls, starts, gears, fails, rolls, starts> "Go suck a fuck, you fuck!"
Evidently, poor greg had run out of fuel (oddly, the guage was still reading half full, and no warning lights) and was loosing power. I had to coach him accross 2 lanes into the emergency lane, which he didnt change to because he didnt like the ditch it was in. So in the end, we were sitting, nose to the left, rear facing traffic, perpendicular to the flow of the 100km freeway. Needless to say, everyone got out pretty damn fast. Greg was too scared to move the car without the engine running because he would then have no footbrake and no powersteering….
so guess who had to do it :p
Completely illegally (as an Learner Driver) i sat in the car, eased off the handbrake, struggled with the wheel and did a reverse u turn down the hill, OPPOSITE THE FLOW OF TRAFFIC, and backwards into the ditch that is the emergency lane. You shouldve heard greg yelling from the outside.
"You Fuck Pat! Slow down, stop you fuck! You arent turning the wheel enough! I changed my mind! Just leave it in the middle of the road! Fuck"
lol, im struggling with one hand permanently using the handbrake (on/off with the button in) and the other trying to turn full lock on a steering wheel with no power! I was doing my best lol And as if we could leave it blocking two lanes of the freeway :p
Then the RAA came and topped us up with fuel and we continued home :p what an eventful night! BTW the gig we were driving home from went TERRIBLY! Jesse forgot his music and we had to use the provided Keyboard, much to our dismay, and it turned out to be THE SHITTEST PIECE OF CRAP!