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I should sleep now.

lolpan: Should. life

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Your childhood enemies.

katesilogss: yuckyyellow: heynikkiyosofine: trinniee: niccewl: fuckinglesbian: faytclone: am i the only one who got hit with a wooden spoon? OH GOD THE BELT wooden spoon. I hate the BELT and the Tsinelas :)) OMG MY EXACT CHILDHOOD. (+kneel on rocksalt, +CR imprisonment) hahaha YUNG SINTURON NI PAPA! a thong? seriously, what dad is so lazy that he doesnt even bother...

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April Fool.

-ohmadison: Not feeling so great. Pre-birthday impending doom. Pre-birthday impending doom. PRE BIRTHDAY IMPENDING DOOM IMPENDING DOOM DOOM DOOM

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Mar 30th

OKAY

robertbrowniejr: im gonna watch cake boss cause buddy doesnt care about my problems he just makes cakes YOU SHOULD FOLLOW HIS EXAMPLE KATHARINE WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW! SOMEONE ELSE LIKES CAKE BOSS BESIDES ME SO NOW YOU LOSE! SUCKED IN KATHARINE! :D :D :D also - hi-five for liking cake boss maddy :)

Mar 30th

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what the hell is "the gold coast"

robertbrowniejr: patrickleslie: look—at—me: shortbeds: an area within the state of Queensland near Brisbane… the Florida of Australia but without the hurricanes. COME TO AUSTRALIA! OUR FLORIDA IS BETTER AND WE DONT HAVE HURRICANES! hehehe this is really interesting tell me more well…maybe sometimes we kinda might have cyclones, but thats no biggie, we’ve ONLY had 4...

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Okay. So I loved all of 10's companions.

thefaceofbro: consistently-random: sassygaybarrowmanlover: Even, to a point, Mickey. Mickey was an ass, but he was a decent ass. :-D Plus he had a doppelganger with a perpetual frowny face. bad ass

Mar 30th

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what the hell is "the gold coast"

look—at—me: shortbeds: an area within the state of Queensland near Brisbane… the Florida of Australia but without the hurricanes. COME TO AUSTRALIA! OUR FLORIDA IS BETTER AND WE DONT HAVE HURRICANES! hehehe

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Mar 29th

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I'VE BEEN WAITING

rleanne: WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE <cue gorilla on drums>

Mar 29th

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Maddi just bumped the bed while i was sitting in...

look—at—me: thefaceofbro: patrickleslie: okay. lets cut to the chase, you know you all want to hear it. It spilled all over my penis. … so much pain. imense indescribable pain. and suffering. I was thinking yesterday, “I haven’t seen Patrick around for a while.” This is the first of your posts for a while. And it’s about you spilling lemsip on your penis. Ugh just...

Mar 29th

Maddi just bumped the bed while i was sitting in...

okay. lets cut to the chase, you know you all want to hear it. It spilled all over my penis. … so much pain. imense indescribable pain. and suffering.

Mar 29th

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Fuck I love boobs though. I just really like them.

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Mar 24th

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I'm so sick of being so fucking ugly

-ohmadison: No one ever looks at me. When I am out guys never take any notice of me. I always try and look good, but I always look shit. I am bi-curious, I want to know what a woman feels on my lips, but no one ever wants to be that girl. I just want to be beautiful. I want to stand in that room on my birthday and have people say “She is so fucking perfect” …but that will never happen…I’m...

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Worst fucking car ride home.

allineedistheair: There are dangerous weather warnings all over Northern California. My companion for my hour long drive home was this enormous rain cloud. It was thundering and lightning. I couldn’t even see the road, it was raining so hard. At one point, I could hear the hail scrape up against my bumper. IT WAS THAT HIGH. Cars lined along the highway, as the brave ones- or the dumb one; me-...

Mar 21st

sorry guys

i’ve been re-reading my blog and i think i’ve lost my koala tea how can i get it back?

Mar 20th

i don't mean to sound like a slut (obvs TMI alert)

colonelflag: Read More sounds like you need a lifetime subscription to ‘hot tradies over 40’ magazine, i hear they have a really extensive classifieds section in the back ;)

Mar 20th