My Dad is in the roof.
-ohmadison: Don’t get me wrong, this isn’t just something my Dad does unprecedentedly and without warning. No, my Dad has spent the entire day in soldier mode on a top secret mission to finally eradicate the ants that have been pillaging our home and tormenting our people for over a week now. It started as a small operation to prevent the ants advancing any further than the kitchen windowsill....
HAPPY AUSTRAYA DAY...
iheartalice: Bitches. BITCH, WHAT IS THIS CHICKEN SHIT? SERVE LAMB ON AUSTRALIA DAY
Dear student, In October 2011, the Australian Parliament passed legislation to allow Universities and other higher education providers, to charge a compulsory Student Services and Amenities Fee from 1 January 2012. The Student Services and Amenities Fee is intended to provide a significant increase in the level of funding available to student services and amenities at tertiary institutions. In...
Cleaning with Patrick...
Me: No wonder you guys hate vacuuming, your vacuum sucks!
Me: Okay poor choice of words! Your vacuum…blows?