Don’t get me wrong, this isn’t just something my Dad does unprecedentedly and without warning. No, my Dad has spent the entire day in soldier mode on a top secret mission to finally eradicate the ants that have been pillaging our home and tormenting our people for over a week now. It started as a small operation to prevent the ants advancing any further than the kitchen windowsill. However, this morning the enemy launched a massive offensive into the dishwasher and several kitchen cupboards, which, while causing mass havoc and the casualties of a few slices of toast and a half a lemon, did tip off our surveillance teams to several suspected entry points through which the ants where appearing. This in turn lead Dad to retaliate with a full scale, complete over drastic defensive by removing the oven from the cavity, patching up all the holes, surface spraying the cavity, clearing the kitchen, and pretty much spraying the battle field in its entirety with bug spray. So, now my Dad, in order to ensure that the enemy is well and truly defeated, is laying Ant Rid traps in multiple potential attack zones. This includes the roof, thus explaining the fact that I am currently sitting in my room listening to my Dad cussing and stomping around above my head.
My life is full of such bizarre riches.
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maddi’s dad bleeds green and maddi writes so well, i love this text post! it reads like a foreign correspondant from iraq except its just ants :D
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maddi’s dad bleeds green...maddi writes so well, i love
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